Life is like Marion Barry; It's not all that it's cracked up to be.

Isn't it funny how extensive periods of bliss are undone by seconds of. . well, bollocks, to be quite honest.

Today actually transpired into a pretty good day. An old man asked me what "Wifee" was. I corrected him. I then explained the meaning of "Wi Fi".

Word of the day: Erudite: characterized by great knowledge; learned or scholarly.

"Srsly bbz, twenty squids says you won't do it."

Sometimes I wish that things didn't. . Develop, y'know? Things were simpler were things were. . Simpler. Frills are often unnecessary, and always complicated. S'not fair so it's not.

One night of magic rush, The start a simple touch. You are my oxygen.

I can haz blog. *proud face*