I'm not going to look back.

So glad this is nearly over. Although, I do prefer exams to school. However, this is getting a bit much. Can not wait for Friday. Yaaaay.

Please allow me to introduce myself,
I'm a man of wealth and taste.
I've been around for a long, long year.
Stole many a man's soul and faith.

And I was 'round when Jesus Christ,
Had his moment of doubt and pain.
Made damn sure that Pilate
Washed his hands and sealed his fate.

Pleased to meet you.
Hope you guess my name.
But what's puzzling you,
Is the nature of my game.

I stuck around St. Petersburg,
When I saw it was a time for a change.
Killed the Czar and his ministers,
Anastasia screamed in vain.

I rode a tank,
Held a general's rank,
When the Blitzkrieg raged,
And the bodies stank.

Pleased to meet you,
Hope you guess my name, oh yeah.
Ah, what's puzzling you,
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah.

I watched with glee
While your kings and queens,
Fought for ten decades
For the gods they made.

I shouted out,
"Who killed the Kennedys?"
When after all,
It was you and me.

Let me please introduce myself,
I'm a man of wealth and taste.
And I laid traps for troubadours,
Who get killed before they reached Bombay.

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name.
But what's puzzling you,
Is the nature of my game.

Just as every cop is a criminal,
And all the sinners saints.
As heads is tails,
Just call me Lucifer,
'Cause I'm in need of some restraint.

So if you meet me,
Have some courtesy.
Have some sympathy, have some taste.
Use all your well-learned politesse,
Or I'll lay your soul to waste.

Tell me baby, what's my name?
Tell me honey, can ya guess my name?
Tell me baby, what's my name?
I tell you one time, you're to blame